Monday, November 7, 2011

Revised Subway Plan

This is my revised plan:


Take Queens-bound F**** to Jay St. Metro Tech.
Take Manhattan-bound C to Fulton St.
Take the Queens-bound J to Essex St.
Take Queens-bound M to Marcy Av.
Take Queens-bound Z* to Eastern Parkway.
Take Far Rockaway-bound A to Broad Channel.
Take S to Beach 90 St.
Take Manhattan-bound A** to Nostrand Av.
Take Manhattan-bound C to Franklin Av.
Take S to Prospect Pk.
Take Queens-bound Q to 7 Av.
Take Bronx-bound B to West 4 St.
Take Bronx-bound D to 42 St.
Take Queens-bound 7 to Times Square
Take S to Grand Central.
Take Manhattan-bound 4 or 5 to 59 St.
Take Manhattan-bound 6 to Grand Central
Take Brooklyn-bound 4 or 5*** to Union Sq.
Take Manhattan-bound L to 6 Av.
Take Manhattan-bound 1 to Christopher Sheridan Sq.
Take Bronx-bound 1 to 14 St.
Take Bronx-bound 2 or 3 to Penn Station
Take Bronx-bound 2 or 3*** to Times Sq.
Take Brooklyn-bound N to Herald Sq.
Take Brooklyn-bound Q to Canal St.
Take Brooklyn-bound R to 4 Av. / 9 St.
Take Queens-bound F or G*** to Ft. Hamilton Parkway.
*MUST BE RUSH HOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**If not rush hour, take S to Broad Channel and transfer.
***Whichever you have not taken before.
****Or Queens-bound G to Hoyt-Schermerhorn.


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